howedy ppo 
how yeez doin 
eny wiy hope yeez like eh syt 
if yeez dnt get tae fuk n dnt cum bak fs 
n if yeez dae
take a tour n sign eh bookie
dnt 4get ma shout oot 
eny way well av got brown her n brown eyes thts aboot it haha 

a hing aboot dardie wae the troopz n troopetz 
av nuhhin else tae say so am gawny fly 